Colton - Episode 4 - Singapore Sisterhood

So we started the week in the Mansion.  All the ladies are once again gathered around the coffee table, chatting, and Chris comes in.  Asking how it's going.  He looks at Hannah B and says, "How's it going for you Caelynn" which is CLEARLY done for drama otherwise they would have done another take... right????  Hannah corrects him and he hardly looks sheepish...  But he does announce that they are going to SINGAPORE AND THEY LEAVE IN A HOUR.  Like... if you aren't ready they're going to leave you?  Somehow I doubt that.....



As they are packing, Hannah G wonders where Singapore is....


Colton is already in Singapore and is VERY pensive, looking off into the distance next to a fountain.


Then he looks even PENSIVER in a close up.



Taysha gets the first one-on-one date in Singapore.  Or Yī duì yī in Chinese. She and Colton go bungee jumping. They're both scared, they're going to face it together... blah blah blah.




Later they go to "dinner" (we all know they never eat). And Teysha shares that she was... GASP... MARRIED BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!  Dun dun duuuuunnnnnnn.



They're off to the the.... Singapore version of the London Eye... or the Atlanta SkyView... whatever.  I got hit in the head by a Ferris Wheel as I kid and I've not really been interested in going back...  Colton shoots off the top of a bottle of champagne in a class enclosed.. pod.  Which seems kinda dumb but.... they kiss... whatever.


Group date time....  Leave it to Demi to add to our Jump Hug total.



They find some lady who is doing leech treatments.  Let the Leech Puns commence....



Colton and Cassie visit a fortune teller who says that they were siblings in a past life... which... doesn't that make him more a past teller??



He and Hannah B chat and all is right with the world.  He and Cassie kiss and he says that's not how sisters kiss and... that's weird.



Courtney gets all butt-hurt that Colton isn't specifically making time for her.... seriously.  She has to have seen this show and understands how this works... right?


While Courtney is wenching about Colton, Demi takes the opportunity to go talk to Colton and shares news about her Mom!!!! WOO



Thus endeth the group date.  Caelynn got the next one-on-one date and it's a doozy.  Colton picks her up and takes her shopping.  She gets to buy everything she tries on.  But don't you think she's a superficial gal... oh no she's not.... she doesn't need all these things to be happy..... whatever.


Colton manages to pull her INTO a jump hug IN the store.....



Caelynn walks in with a TON of shopping bags and ALL the other girls get JEALOUS.  I kind of don't blame them... it's not often that they get repeated reminders of a one-on-one date thrown in their face (like every time she wears those clothes....)


Good News. Ms. USA-Gate is over.


Well... Coutney's antics just didn't work for her.  Probably a good thing.


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